She started it.

From Aileen:

http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com»

You want to click. You’re going to click. I know it.

Yes. I did. I cried.
Then I forwarded it to Brian.

And yes. So did Brian. He cried.
Win!

Another one of my saucier moments

Scene: Outside of Target where Greenpeace was waiting to ambush people.

Greenpeace Girl: Do you have a moment?
m: No, not today!
GPGirl: But we’re trying to save the whales! The biggest mammals on earth!
m: I know. I’m Japanese, I eat whales.
GPGirl: …
m: Okay, no, no, I’m kidding.
     But really you should try to save some wild trout.
GPGirl: …

Baby Bwian go wahwah

b: [picks up cup of hot tea, takes a miniscule sip, winces, puts it down]
m: [snickers]
b: [turns to look at the source of the snicker]
m: ..Pussy.
b: [abashed]
m: Win!

Oh, and another NSFW: