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Like the big girl in that Traveling Pants movie

Posted in Body, Non sequitur by makitoes on 20080616

Oh, God, no, pants not supposed to go into the dryer wound up in the dryer. Ohhh, God, I’m definitely not a quadruple zero and these are not magical fit-all pants. I’m barely fastened and they look suspiciously similar to those skinny jeans that cling in heinously spandexed ways inappropriately akin to nudity.

Sweet Jesus. I can’t breathe.

Bookshelf

Now reading:
  ■Tim Ecott: Vanilla: Travels in Search of the Ice Cream Orchid [Fun. It's informational, but in a conversational tone which makes it go down more easily.]
  ■Jack Turner: Spice: The History of a Temptation [Like a history book in fine print. Interesting, though.]
  ■Thomas L. Friedman: The World is Flat 3.0[One of those "will-be-finished-eventually"s. Several chapters at a time.]
  ■Kurt Vonnegut: Armageddon in Retrospect [Seriously, awesome. I raced through the first half in about in hour. I'm excited to finish it -- and sad that this is probably Vonnegut's last book since this is a posthumous printing. I've been inspired to re-read his old books.]

On deck:
  ■Bernd Heinrich: The Snoring Bird: My Family's Journey Through a Century of Biology
  ■Michael Wolff: The Man Who Owns the News: Inside the Secret World of Rupert Murdoch

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