I have passionately loved her for over a decade:
          a: so i was going through my closet
              and i realized that i’m missing some clothes like…
              shirts that i dont wear out, stuff i sleep in
     m: hm
         i took them. so i could sniff them when we’re apart.
          a: lol creeper
     m: but I LOVE YOU
          a: i bet you took my headphones too!
     m: AND PANTIES
         wait. NOW, creeper
          a: i bet i’m missing some of those and i haven’t noticed
              BUT I AM MISSING MY BRAS
     m: I’M WEARING THEM
         let’s move on.
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          a: someone in ny reads my tumblr
     m: hm.
         it’s me.
          a: you are an enigma
              one creepy, stalkerish enigma
     m: you betcha *thumbs up*

She is so intelligent:
     m: my eyes burn when i close them, whyyy
          a: it’s the evil seeping out through your tear ducts