T: i still have to show you that epic chest stretch i told you about. i think its going to change the world.
m: yeah, i’m kinda doubtful at your claims
“epic” and “world-changing” are not really things i associate with chest stretches
T: you lack optimism
and donuts
i want donuts
m: if it makes you feel better, you are always in possession of doughnut holes.
T: huh?
m: a doughnut hole is just a void.
so if you look for your soul, you will always find a doughnut hole.
T: you can’t possess nothing, go back to your cave, plato

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