I find it amusing that unlimited family memories are now included with Amazon Prime. Are they amazing family memories to replace the shitty ones of your IRL family? Are all my female family members suddenly named Alexa in my new memories? Is this life in the Matrix?

And to think, all I wanted was scheduled dog food and kitty litter delivery. I clearly need to dream bigger.

Did they just dupe me into advertising for them?
(Alexa: *whispers* Yes.)