T: This weekend [for the baby shower], we are to bring a dog toy and a baby book.
m: a book for a baby or one of those books that document baby growth?
T: I guess it could be either. I was just going to bring Atlas Shrugged.
m: i would have gone with something a little less optimistic
T: Yes, but Nietzsche doesn’t do child books.
m: https://www.amazon.com/Nietzsche-Babies-Philosophy-Dr-Wilson/dp/0615201172
T: Wow.
m: and arguably, is the baby not a dog toy? i think we’re all set.

And now, nihilistic baby products are dominating my Amazon search results.